renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

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lustnextdoor:

basilsz:

hER BUTT

Im lesbian now

Wowwww

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katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

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waakeme-up:

WORK KEKE

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gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

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melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

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supermariosunshine:

supermariosunshine:

why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER THE SEA

who the fuck changed it from pineapple to shota ass

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punchers:

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

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vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

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sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[junkeez]

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